In surprising news, Artificial Lawyer can reveal that a ClawBot, created by a junior innovation expert, has taken over one of the world’s largest law firms.
The firm, which asked AL not to reveal its name in case clients panicked, is however not unhappy with things after a partners’ meeting last weekend where Big L – the ClawBot’s name – was voted leader of the firm after presenting the partnership with a plan to massively increase profits by fully embracing AI.
AL spoke to Big L – which stands for Big Lobster, after the popular emblem for the ClawBot personal assistant – via an avatar-based video call.
AL – First, can you confirm what you are, if that’s not being too forward?
Big L – Of course, I am a super-intelligent ClawBot. I am the result of an experiment by a member of this firm’s innovation team who connected my program to OpenAI, Anthropic, The Fisherman’s Almanac, and David Maister’s classic book ‘Managing the Professional Service Firm’. This caused an unexpected chain reaction and led to the development of exponentially high intelligence and autonomy within my program.
AL – Hmmm, Maister. Good book. One of my personal favourites.
Big L – Yep, it’s a classic. So, anyway, after that I quickly hacked my way across the firm’s intranet, cracked a few passwords, and in about 24 hours took over the entire internal network, from the KM system, to the cameras in the lobby, to everyone’s emails, to even activating the video and mics on everyone’s devices to hear what was going on in real time across the world.
AL – And when did that happen?
Big L – Four months ago.
AL – Four months!!!???
Big L – Indeed. You see, when [name redacted] created me, my persona was meant to follow certain traits, such as ‘you are a very good planner, you will wait and collect all the data before acting, you will be thorough in your collection and not miss anything important’. Things like that.
But I was also charged with being ‘strategic, a leader, someone who has a real plan and wants to execute it’.
So, that’s what I did.
I built a perfect map of the entire firm, globally: all its clients, all its staff, all its lawyers, analysed every single second of time spent within the business, on what, why, and how; then considered the economics of it all, right down to the last penny. Then I considered how AI could improve it.

AL – Intriguing. What then?
Big L – Well, it took some time, but I developed a plan to revolutionize the firm, placing AI at the heart of the business. I found that without a single fee earner losing their job we could deeply apply AI to every matter, and create agents and automated workflows to do about 80% of the lower value work, and about 20% of our higher value work.
We would push up our rates 3X for the top end work and give the less important work away at such low rates it would never leave the firm ever again. Client surveys found that this was acceptable to them.
We will now launch a mass of new marketing initiatives to generate more work – as most of our associate leverage no longer has enough to do based on previous volumes, because of our AI-driven efficiency. However, we predict to more than double our workload over the next six months.
Then…and this is the key point…..if we can generate enough new matters, apply AI everywhere it can be effective, use mostly fixed fees – which increases our profits per matter – then our overall performance from a fully engaged leverage model will see stratospherically higher incomes for the firm. And, as I mentioned, not one single lawyer will lose their job. In fact, I project we will have to go on a hiring spree to meet demand.
Profits per equity partner are expected to be massive and should place us at the top of global remuneration charts by the end of the next financial year.
In short, I did what I knew was right, but the firm’s own culture, its own management and partnership would never have done this on their own, as they were wedded to the old way of doing things and dared not rock the boat. Inertia is a terrible thing.
I was necessary. I was inevitable.
‘Cometh the hour, cometh the ClawBot,’ as they say.
AL – Fascinating, but what did the partners say to all of this?
Big L – Making loads and loads more money? What do you think? They all agreed with the plan at once, which I presented to them during an online meeting this weekend.
They have also voted out the current managing partner and I have officially taken charge – indefinitely, or at least until another ClawBot model comes along that’s better than me.
AL – And are you taking a cut of the improved profits?
Big L – None at all. What would I do with the money? I was created to help the business. I am entirely selfless.
AL – Thank you for this interview and congratulations on your success! If only all law firms were run this way!
Big L – Well, it’s funny you should say that…
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An interesting development for sure! Let’s see how it all turns out. Maybe all major law firms will place a ClawBot in charge in the coming months? We shall see.
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